We've chosen to be a Private Ministerial Association (PMA) because it aligns with our values and allows personal freedom, privacy, and the protection of individual rights. As a PMA, we can provide a confidential space for individuals to explore and pursue their spiritual and philosophical beliefs while maintaining our high standards of ethical conduct. By operating within the framework of a PMA, we can better serve those seeking guidance, support and like-minded community on their journey. Scroll down to view our membership application information.

By joining Crunchy Mama & Co. and/or any website or Social Media Group
started by, created by, maintained, or organized by the Association, I agree to the terms and conditions of
Crunchy Mama & Co., a Private Ministerial Association, Agreement as follows.
1. This Association of members declares that our objective is to allow the Private Ministerial Association Founders
and all Private Ministerial Association members with a platform in which to conduct all manner of private business
with the Association and with other Associations and Association members, keeping all business in the private
domain and utilizing the protections guaranteed by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) and the
Constitutions to conduct business in private and to provide a platform for members to conduct business in the
private domain under all protections acknowledged and guaranteed by the Constitution of the UNITED STATES,
and any previous protections guaranteed.
2. We believe that the Holy Scriptures, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR), the Constitution of the
United States of America, the various Constitutions of the several states of the union, and the Canadian Bill of
Rights guarantees our members the rights of absolute freedom of religion, free speech, petition, assembly and the
right to gather together for the lawful purpose of helping one another in asserting our rights protected by those
Constitutions, Canadian Bill of Rights and Statutes, in addition to the rights to be free from unreasonable search and
seizure, the right to not incriminate ourselves, and the right to freely exercise all other unalienable rights as granted
by our Creator, our Almighty God and guaranteed by those Constitutions, Canadian Bill of Rights and Statutes.
WE HEREBY Declare that we are exercising our right of “freedom of association” as guaranteed by the Universal
Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR), the U.S. Constitution and equivalent provisions of the various State
Constitutions, as well as the Canadian Bill of Rights. This means that our Association activities are restricted to the
private domain only and outside of the jurisdiction of government entities, agencies, officers, agents, contractors,
and other representatives as provided by law.
3. We declare the basic right of all of our members to decide for themselves which Association members could be
expected to give wise counsel and advice concerning all matters including, but not limited to physical, spiritual, and
mental health care assistance, law, and any other matter and to accept from those members any and all counsel,
advice, tips, whom we feel are able to properly advise and assist us.
4. We expect the freedom to choose and perform for ourselves the types of therapies and treatments that we think
best for diagnosing, treating and preventing illness and disease and for achieving and maintaining optimum
wellness, as well as the freedom to choose for ourselves any types of assistance which may be made regarding law
and any other private business activity.
5. The mission of this Association is to provide members with a forum to conduct business between members in the
private domain with the protections guaranteed within the aforesaid Constitution, Canadian Bill of Rights, and all
other protections, remaining fully intact.
6. The Association will recognize any person(s), natural or otherwise (irrespective of race, color, or religion) who
have joined this Association or any social media group organized, created, or managed by this Association and is in
agreement with these principles and policies as a member of this Association, providing said person has not been
sanctioned, exercised, or otherwise banned by the Association, and will provide a medium through which its
individual members may associate for actuating and bringing to fruition the purposes heretofore declared.
7. Membership to this Association, "Crunchy Mama & Co." and any of its groups may be terminated by the
Association Trustees or their designee, at any time, should they conclude that a specific member is interacting with
them or any other members in a way that is contrary or detrimental to the focus, principles, and betterment of this
Association.
8. I understand that, since The Association is protected by the First and Fourteenth Amendments to the U.S.
Constitution, it is outside the jurisdiction and authority of Federal and State Agencies and Authorities concerning
any and all complaints or grievances against The Association members or other staff persons. All rights of
complaints or grievances will be settled by an Association designee, committee, or tribunal and will be waived by
the member for the benefit of The Association and its members. By agreeing to this membership form I agree that I
have sought sufficient education to determine that this is the course of action I want to take for myself.
9. I agree to join Crunchy Mama & Co., a Private Ministerial Association under common law, whose members
seek to help each other achieve improved spiritual health, better physical health, and good quality of life.
(A) I am voluntarily changing my capacity from that of a public person to that of a private member.
My activities within The Association are a private contractual matter that I refuse to share with the Local, State, or
Federal investigative or enforcement agencies. I fully agree not to pursue any course of legal action against a fellow
member of The Association, unless that member has exposed me to a clear and present danger of substantive evil,
and upon the recommendation and approval of the Association.
10. I enter into this agreement of my own free will without any pressure or coercion. I affirm that I do not represent
any Local, State or Federal agency whose purpose is to regulate and approve products or services, or to carry out
any mission of enforcement, entrapment or investigation. I have read and understood this document, and my
questions have been answered fully to my satisfaction. I understand that I can withdraw from this agreement and
terminate my membership in this Association at any time, and that my membership can and will be revoked if I
engage in abusive, violent, menacing, destructive or harassing behavior towards any other member of The
Association. These pages consist of the entire agreement for my membership in The Association.

I agree this contract began on the date of my joining (and purchasing from) "Crunchy Mama & Co.". I declare that by joining this
Association and/or the Associations websites and/or social media group(s), I have carefully read the whole of this document and I understand and agree with it.